Office 2003 SMRT

Office 2003 apparently thinks it knows the English language better than I do.

Sometimes it's right, and sometimes it makes glaring errors like this one:

Now, I can hardly stand it when human beings make this error. I typically want to reach through the monitor and p1mp514p them upside the head.

When a program charged with the task of correcting grammar and spelling for these fools is leading them astray, I now understand why.

I also think 'creative spelling' should be abolished, the documents about it burned and its creators dragged out into the street and shot.